So i looked in my fridge last night closely and realised how pathetic it really was. It looks so full, but if you actually examine the contents, it’s little more than beer and condiments.
Really the only things with an substance in that fridge are a block of tofu, some tofu hot dogs, a few eggs, and some questionable grapes. I’m not actually a vegetarian, i just don’t really like cooking meat that much. The gladware is full of fruit salad that’s a week old and the only reason i have milk is because there is actually a grocery store directly on my bike route home so there is no going out of my way to stop. Anyway, it makes me wonder about how many people feel that when left to themselves, most men don’t really feed themselves much but soup and cereal. Maybe it’s true but i’m starting to think that reason that women tend to “gain weight when they’re in relationships” is that women who live alone don’t really feed themselves either so they’re skinny. Seriously, my fridge has looked like this all week, do you think i’ve been eating something besides ramen and cereal for dinner every night? well you’re wrong, you can’t see the bag of shredded cheese hidden in the drawer. I had a quesadilla one night. But seriously, women can be as bad at cooking for themselves when they live alone, look at me. It doesn’t mean we can’t cook, we just… don’t. Or maybe this is just the lifestyle of a scientist… one that seems to transcend genders.
